I Wonder...

Every day is full of life's little curiosities. Here are some of mine:

-Why are male humans, young and old, unable to urinate without leaving evidence on the toilet seat?

-Why are big ass freight trucks even allowed in the passing lane on the highway?

-To continue on that thought, shouldn't there be a law that big trucks need to be parked between the hours of 7am and 9am as well as 3pm and 5pm? Take a nap!

-If a car is clearly speeding and is less than 20 yards away from you, why would you pull out in front of it?

-Shouldn't mechanics be required to add to their "State inspection: $52" with something like "...unless your car is fucked up, then we're going to rape your ass with your pants up!"?

-Why does food that is so bad for you taste so good? Can't we make chocolate flavored lettuce? Get on it, scientists!

-Shouldn't car dealerships have to advertise their $119 a month payment with no APR have a disclaimer saying "unless you have shitty credit, in which case, you can fuck off."?

-Why does a gallon of milk cost more than a gallon of gas? I have to decide if I want cereal for breakfast or if I'd rather drive to work. Smh.

-Why don't people have to pass a psychological screening to own a firearm? Sure, Jeffrey Dahmer - here's a hand gun for you and a nice double barrel shotgun for your friend Charles Manson. Are you kidding me?

-Why aren't we drug testing Welfare recipients in EVERY state? Florida tried it for like 5 minutes. Fuck them. If I have to pass a drug test to get the job to pay the taxes that pay for Welfare, I want to know its not being spent on crack, meth, and heroin.

-Why are there drug dealers (I'm talkin like WEED here, people) in prisons doing more time than pedophile child molesters who have irreversibly damaged a child (or children) for the rest of his or her life?

-Why do teachers make less money than correctional officers? If we fix the kids before they're broken, the corrections department wont be in such dire need for employees.

-Why do nurses make less money than doctors? The nurses do all the work and know just as much - they just didn't go to school as LONG!

-(Disclaimer before you read this one: I work for an agency that helps people who are disabled and I hold no prejudice against anyone at all, this is just a peeve of mine) Why are there so many agencies out there for people with disabilities that do things like pay tens of thousands of dollars for their schooling, equipment, etc. when everyone else has to take out loans, apply for grants, and write essays for scholarships for those things? Are they not fighting for equality? Come on, now.

-Why are we sending people to jail to be "rehabilitated" and sending them out into the world expecting them to be upstanding members of society but still allowing employers to discriminate against them for their past offenses?

-Why does the man who had sex with a "consenting" teenager who HAD a "consenting" parent until they broke up get the same consequences as the man who molested an infant?

-Why are cars able to go so fast if the speed limit is rarely more than 65mph?

-Why do you have to be a total bitch sometimes to get what you want from a company when they know they offer the solution, anyway - do they like to argue? *cough*Comcast*cough*

I have soooooo many more, but its past my bedtime! Goodnight, world.